D&D Miniatures: What you shouldn't say to your date!
 

Things a D&D Mini Player Should Not Say to His Date:

• I would have asked you out last week but I failed my morale save
• If I roll a critical, will you let me get to second base?
• Man, I think the Drow cleric is sexy!
• My AC's 13. What's yours?
• Does the Abyssal Maw remind you of something?
• My mom says I have too many figures and she won't buy me any more
• Do you have any special abilities I should know about?
• Have you seen the new Dragoneye booster packs yet?
• I just got back from GenCon
• Wanna see the Eye of Gruumsh?
• So, I hear you're into plastic toys.
• You say you're sick and won't be able to go out tonight? WooHoo! Booster pack, here I come!
• What do you mean I have too many figures? I only have 5 Felldrakes for Pelor's sake.
• How could you know I was hanging with {insert rival girl name here} you could not have line of sight!
• I am a commander 10, what's you difficult level?
• You should get an outfit like the Drow cleric
• No, really, you should try it on. You'll look good in it. I know I do.
• Let's play STRIP D&D Minis...Here, you can have the Felldrake AND theHuman Commoner.
• Hey baby, you just crossed my threat range. Opportunity here I come.
• Look at me like that all you want, my blindsight makes me immune to Gazeattacks.
• If you come a little closer you can experience my command effect.
• That? That's my Meat Wall.
• Wanna see my Purple Dragon Knight.
• When I said you look like a Dretch, I meant it in a good way!
• What do you mean I'm a Dire Bore?!
• I don't know what happened. I've never routed that fast before. Ever.
• Time to ditch this displaced agression.